Man, these guys are pretty well funded for an underground cult of militant freaks. If I were them, I’d have spent some of the collection plate earnings on digs more stylish than an abandoned mineshaft, but to each their own. Their loss is our gain.
Now Woolery, our resident booknerd, I mean wizard, is chanting and […]
We does some more searchin’ and opens the boxes and stuff. The wizard gets all excited about some parchment and books, but I can’t be bothered with readin’, which I never took to. I like all the gold we find, but I end up havin’ to spend a bunch of it gettin’ healed […]
So I hadda kill a bunch more buffed-up magic guys and zombies and stuff, and then we took a look around that arena room and the throne and all. Got some okay loot off the bodies. I was kinda tired after all that fightin’, and a little beat up, though I think the […]
my alchemist’s fire lit some mutha fuckin ass…
and so this wizard, a barbarian, a rogue, a cleric, and this other paladin-monk-type walk into this small arena… but this ain’t no ordinary battle colliseum, mind you, we are talking ’bout the big Karillians…
once i dispatched a couple thugs, I focused on the floating magic mace before […]
My head hurts. Probably from all that wine. It wasn’t good wine, but there doesn’t seem to be any good wine in Diamond Lake. Miners can’t afford decent wine, nor would they recognize it if they could.
The villains tried to sneak around behind us, but we caught them in the act. Luckily the silence spell did us some good as the female priests spell of sonical death went unheard by our delicate ears. Despite a fierce battle, we took out the leader and his coven of nasties with the […]
The ugly hairy beast seemed intent on charging. Slavering, oinking and spitting Kandu charged the giant boar. The battle was brutal but we managed to shave off enough pork chops to keep us in dinners for a month. The boar was upset with this, but died before he had anything substantial to […]
So finally the ghost lets us into this big room where the windy guys attack us. Then the others go up a column of air - I hold down a rope so they can get back again. I don’t know what happens up there really, but they bring back a pretty crown and […]